Zodiac signs tell us about our deepest and darkest personality traits by going back to the alignment of planets and stars on the day of our birth, but how do these traits translate into your performance in this year’s virtual classroom? Are you destined to be the teacher’s favorite tech expert, or will the snooze button demolish you? Let’s find out.

Aries (March 22 – April 19): Virtual class gets pretty boring with the teacher lecturing the entire time and Aries are always ready to lighten up the mood with their hilarious jokes. Their humor is delightful for everyone around them, but they might get in trouble for straying away from the teacher’s tight schedule. Aries are comical and they constantly strive to make others around them smile, always taking credit for their jokes of course. 

Taurus (April 20 – May 20): When asked to discuss literature through a zoom call, Tauruses, being hopeless romantics, waste time talking in awe about the beauty and serenity of the magnificent world. Constantly asking questions and talking in blurbs, they are the ones to always volunteer and answer the teacher’s questions. They might be a tad annoying, but at least they save you from having to be called on. Tauruses are some of the most practical, stoic, and ambitious people. 

Gemini (May 21 – June 20): The only ones who never turn their camera on, it is very likely that Geminis are either on their way to Starbucks or still sleeping in bed with a soft blanket. Though they are very sociable and ready for fun, they often forget their academic priorities — attending class on time being one. If by some miracle they do manage to log into conferences on time, be aware that they will keep distracting everyone with loads of questions and humorous comments. 

Cancer (June 21 – July 22): When asked to share a thought about the last homework assignment or warm up, they often give very intellectual responses that are very hard to follow. When they aren’t tryharding and finishing their homework two weeks in advance, you can see them have numerous tabs open of their favorite youtube series. Cancers are extremely caring, loyal, and able to maintain very close friendships. 

Leo (July 23 – August 22): Constantly finding tiny spelling mistakes on schoology PDFs, this person always finds a way to correct the teacher. Although they are a helping hand the first couple of times, the spam of emails can get very annoying. They are one of the most picky students because they strive for perfection, and you would be lucky to have them as a partner in a group project. Leos are intensely focused on their goals and lift up others to reach theirs while doing so.

Virgo (August 23 – Sept 22): Although Virgos are hard working and get decent grades, they often tell their teachers they are having technology issues as an excuse to not turn things in on time and be late to virtual conferences. They could be seen spending their nights binging their favorite TV show. Concurrently, they have a very logical and systemic approach to life keeping them afloat and on the right path to accomplish their goals.

Libra (Sept 23 – Oct 22): Libras are naturally very loud, so every time it is their turn to speak with a mic, their wise classmates make sure to lift their headphones. Despite their pitch, they are actually very cooperative individuals. When doing an online lab or presentation, they will often be the ones facilitating everyone and graciously listening to teacher and peer feedback. 

Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 22): These are the people that listen to music and are on 200 different tabs while there is class going on. Do not trust this person when asking what you missed in class, because it will probably turn out they don’t know either. At the same time, they are the most serene and go-with-the-flow type people; it is easy for them to make friends. 

Sagittarius (Nov 23 – Dec 22): Catch this person constantly glancing down and scrolling through memes on their phone during class. They often get caught by the teacher for not doing what they are supposed to. Depending on the teacher, this may turn into a lecture on phones being distracting and that concentrating on school is very important.Though they are a bit restless, they are extremely adventurous and optimistic individuals. As soon as quarantine ends, catch them ziplining or scuba-diving with sharks.

Capricorn (Dec 23 – Jan 22): Being ultimate worker-bees and goal-oriented, Capricorns are always using asynchronous periods to keep everything tidy and organized for next class period. They have 12 different highlighters and markers to dazzle up their homework; all their google docs are color-coordinated. They are extremely ambitious and strive to reach high career positions. 

Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22): Being good listeners and open-minded, Aquarius are often the teacher’s favorite. Though they can be quiet and shy, they are always ready to help. They are the ones who stay after class and help the teacher with technology issues or errors on homework. If you ever have questions on a homework assignment, they are great to have an intellectual conversation with. 

Pisces (Feb 23 – March 21): Pisces are extremely creative with profound artistic abilities, so you can find them creating a beautiful presentation to present to the class and getting that A+ on aesthetics. They get along with everyone in the class, the nerds, jocks, wannabes, and popular kids, due to their friendly and non-judgmental self. Teachers love them because of their superb work ethic and constant drive for perfection.